78% would fight the Kool-Aid man

Would you rather be forgotten by your best friends or fight the kool-aid man every day? I think this is pretty easy and I would happily fight the kool-aid man. I would really not want to be forgotten by my best friends.

Being Forgotten

This is the saddest thing! I would be so sad to be forgotten by my best friends. I’m surprised that 22.2% of y’all went for this! Y’all must really not like your best friends that much.

The Kool-Aid Man

Ay fight this man. Busting down walls to run in, for what? For why? I’ll tell you why, to fight me. For me to fight him. “Oh yeaaah!” Okay sure man, oh yeah, I’m gonna deck your halls.

Over 80% of people can’t wrap burritos!

Have you ever wondered how some people can wrap burritos so well but when you do it, it just becomes a mess and falls apart? I’ll tell ya what, my life is a mess and falling apart, so like I always wonder how people do this burritos. When I wrap burritos, it usually reflects my life, and then I take bites and stuff falls out of the back and stuff.

No

The 18.2% of you that don’t wonder this. Is it because you’ve never wrapped a burrito? Or are you just so naturally talented that you can wrap burritos without them falling apart? I am serious though, like how have you never wondered this? Let me know in the comments below!

Yes

I’m glad that y’all are with me on this. It’s so hard to do. When I go to Chipotle (this is not ad, just want you to know what Chipotle is because it’s great) and they wrap my burritos I’m like nice, how did you do that you magical burrito wrapping person. I’m pretty sure those burritos are like 1lb burritos, so I think I could eat those the fastest.

How quickly do you usually text back?

How quickly do you usually text back? I usually text back pretty quickly, like basically immediately.

Immediately

Nice, the best kind of person to text. Reliable, great, probably comfortable with yourself. I like people like this.

In like an hour

Hey, not too bad. Is it because you’re away from your away from your phone? Or is it because you’re unsure of what you want to say or how you want to reply to people?

Never

Ghost people huh? I do this

When I remember

Hey, it’s the least we could ask of you. At least you remember, unlike the person who says never.

38% of people like to cancel plans last minute

Do you say yes to plans because you find it hard to say no but cancel last minute? I don’t do this, I find people who do this to be annoying actually. Don’t be a flake!

No

Good! Don’t do this! Continue being a decisive person. It’s great that you say no to things you don’t want to do and say yes to things that you do! I’m proud of you, glad that you’re like this. People who are able to actually be honest with you up front are the best, don’t you like people like this?

Yes

The worst kind of person smh, you probably saw John Mulaney’s piece on canceling plans and why it was like heroin and thought it was cool to be that way. No, it’s not. Here’s a thought – no one likes people who cancel plans all the time. It’s impossible to hang out with people like this, and I’m sure you get annoyed if your friends tell you they’ll do something with/for you and then later decide they don’t want to and cancel on you last minute. Stop doing this, please, I’m begging you.

No one spends more than 12 hours a day in front of a screen?

How much time in a day do you spend in front of a screen on average? I’m honestly surprised at these answers.

0-3

Nice, this is probably a healthy amount of time to be spending in front of a screen. I don’t know how you manage to keep your screen time this low, but I’m impressed.

3-6

This is about the average amount of time that adults spend on their phone a day. It’s gone up a lot since COVID started, but it’s still in this area on average. So, if this is you, congrats, you’re in the statistical majority for adults!

6-9

This is the range that the average 8-18 year old spends on their phone a day. Many of you are in this age range, so I’m surprised that this isn’t higher, it’s only 25%. Maybe it’s just because it’s too early so far and it’ll change in a few days

9-12

Nice, this is the average amount that a programmer spends in front of their screen a day. If you’re not a programmer, you’re probably a gamer.

12+

Wow, I’m surprised there’s no one here in this range. I feel like a lot of people spend tons of time in front of a screen, and it would only be kind of surprising to see this be the highest answer choice. It’s very surprising to see this be the lowest answer choice.

2/3 People Think Orange is more of a Fruit than a Color

When you think of orange, do you think of the fruit or the color? Okay, so I’m sure we all know that orange is both a fruit and a color, but I’m curious what people think of first when they see the word orange. For me, I think of the fruit, specifically the ones from Florida.

Color

I’m curious which color you think of when you think of orange. Being trained as a computer scientist when I think of the color orange I think of

#FFA500

The actual hex code for the color orange. When you think of orange, how do you imagine it to look? More red and less yellow? Or is this about right?

Fruit

If you thought of the fruit first, I just have to say you’re right. Orange the fruit came into the English language before the color. It is derived from the French pomme d’orenge! Which oranges do you think of when you think of the fruit? I think of those big Florida oranges despite the fact that I have never actually had one.

44% of people would listen to Despacito 9 times in a row without starting a fight

The core of this question is, how much ear abuse can you take? While Despacito is a great song to hear once, I’m pretty sure that if the DJ played it 9 times, I’d fight him too. I’d want to start a mosh pit so we can get everyone to fight and then push the DJ into the moshing lol.

Help the DJ

I’m not even sure why you’d pick this. Who are you? Are you trying hear Despacito for a 10th time? Are you insane? Do you mean help professionally? Perhaps offer the DJ some professional tips as another DJ, like hey man, play a different song. Or perhaps professionally like as a psychiatrist, sit the guy down and be like “okay man, what’s up, why are you obsessed?”

Join him

Fair enough, you see someone go fight the DJ, and the thought comes to you, yeah I’ll help him out, let me fight the DJ too, get this man to stop playing the same song over and over again. You know what they say, it takes at least one follower to get the movement going.

Mosh

Ah, the chaotic neutral option. MOSH MOSH MOSH MOSH! This is the option I would choose. Not only can you start a fight in the crowd, but you can start the mosh and then go for the DJ after anyway. There’s already chaos above, let there be chaos below as well

Only 1 in 3 people have confidence in themselves

Do you have confidence in yourself? So many people don’t, and we can see that from our site MOST people don’t have confidence in themselves.

No

Guess this makes you part of the regular crowd, the normal crowd, the “Bormal” crowd if you will lol. I think everyone should develop some confidence in themselves though. It’s good to have confidence as a skill. You’re probably one of the people who doesn’t believe they could beat four monkeys in a battle of wits.

Yes

Nice! You should have confidence in yourself. If there’s anyone you should have confidence in it should be yourself, you don’t know anyone else near as well. You are probably the kind of person that doesn’t need to know all the rules to the game before you start.

75% of people use sarcasm EVERY DAY!

How often do you use sarcasm? I use sarcasm on the daily. I’m glad that no one answered “rarely” to this one lol.

Daily

I really expected this answer to have almost 100% of the picks. I mean, who’s not sarcastic on the daily? I am anyway. I feel like there’s just so many situations in which I can be sarcastic and maybe I’m just too easily baited into being sarcastic. I’m glad to see so many of y’all also agree with me. Did you know that sarcastic people are more intelligent?

Weekly

I’m surprised that you’re only sarcastic on a weekly basis and not a daily basis. I mean how could I not be sarcastic for an entire day? Some things just require a level of sarcasm.

Monthly

Honestly I’m just impressed that you’ve kept track of your sarcasm use so much that you know you use it monthly. You know what I do on a monthly basis? Wash my sheets, write updates, and clean my apartment. And I have to schedule those, I can’t even do those without having to schedule them in. You schedule in your sarcasm? Or what?

Everyone is a clown

Do you ever feel like a clown? Hahahahaha, I’m so happy this one is at 100% yes. We’re all clowns.

No

Well, I’m glad I don’t have to say much about this one. No one has yet said they don’t feel like a clown so. Glad to see everyone feels like a clown sometimes.

Yes

I feel like a clown sometimes. Just like wow my life is so ridiculously funny from the outside that if you were to see if you’d be like who is this clown? Sometimes I’ll be making coffee in the morning and as I’m pouring my milk into my cup I laugh a little bit to myself at the image of what I’ve been doing. The image of myself sitting on the floor with my crush and not saying anything to her about it comes into my head and I’m like lol this idiot.