Are you smarter than four monkeys?

In a battle of wits could you beat four monkeys? I don’t know lol. I don’t even remember writing this question, but I just wanted to show you guys because 51% of people who answered this said no! Can you beat four monkeys in a battle of wits?

No

I’m just surprised that more than half the people on our site think that they can’t beat four monkeys in a battle of wits. First of all, I don’t even know what a battle of wits is and I wrote this question. Do you imagine yourself and four monkeys trying to shout insults at each other back and forth? Or do you imagine trivia? Either way, I’d be surprised because monkeys can’t speak. But they sure can howl.

Yes

Yeah, I’d like to think I could beat four monkeys in a battle of wits too. Personally, I imagine some sort of game, maybe like a version of chess or something. I don’t know, maybe something with a simpler premise but a higher skill cap-like “Go.” I think I could beat four monkeys at “Go”, but I’m not actually sure after all four brains have a lot of brainpower. If each of the four monkeys used a different bronoun though, easy clap.