October 9th, 2020 – Question 571

How much water do you drink every day? Honestly, y’all DISSAPOINT me. Stay hydrated kids

6-8

Okay, this is fine, you’re fine, you’re not super hydrated but at least you’re drinking water. It’s cool to see this at 25%, exactly 1/4th as the random expected value would be. Try to drink your 8 cups of water a day #stayhydrated

8-12

This is like the level most people want to be at, you’re doing good, surprised that this was only 15%. Don’t have much to say to y’all other than keep it up.

less than 6

Alright kids, let’s do better here. What is this less than 6 cups of water a day. Are you living in country where you don’t have access to clean water? Almost all of our users are in the US, so unless you live in Flint, you have no excuse! Teens drink no water and then wonder why they have acne, smh. How are 43% of you so not hydrated?

more than 12

Good for you, I do this. The more water you drink, the less bullshit you have to deal with. If you’re too busy going to the bathroom, you’re too busy to deal with other people’s bullshit. Now, I know many of our users are teens, but believe me when you get to adult life and you have to do corporate meetings for 3 to 4 hours a day, it’s 85% bullshit, it’s worse than class. The best part of remote meetings is now you can just turn off your camera and go do whatever. On top of not having to deal with dumb stuff, you also get many health benefits, like nice skin, better energy, and not having to worry about being dehydrated.

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