The pain of stepping on a lego vs the pain of stubbing your toe. These are actually pretty different pains. Stepping on a lego is like a stabbing pain, stubbing your toe is like a throbbing pain.
Maybe you’re fully committed to the meme about stepping on a lego being the worst pain in the world, but lemme tell you my friend, you’re about to enter a whole world of pain if you think this is the worst. The worst lego experience for me was when I stepped on this weird block of legos my little brother put together and left on the stairs in the middle of the night. I’m sure you can imagine how that went as I went falling halfway down the stairs and shouting curses at 2 am.
I don’t know about y’all, but this one is it for me. Stubbing my pinky toe is so bad. I’ll be like walking around regularly, you know how it is, just not paying attention to my surroundings and BOOM suddenly I kick the leg of a chair or table accidentally and my little toe is screaming in pain. Next thing you know I’m hopping around on one foot holding my toe and rubbing it trying to get the pain to stop.